Clash of the Porn Titans

Dirk was having a hard time keeping it up. "It" was the 12 inch monster that paid all of his bills, made him a star, got him his own show in HBO, and, quite frankly, was his best friend." It" had a name incidentally. Alexander...as in "The Great". It got credit in all of his movies, i.e. "Starring Dirk Magnus, Co-Starring Alexander the Great". Alexander refused to play because his playmate belonged to the hottest women Dirk was absolutely afraid. Selene Crishon had a body that could literally melt ice at 15 feet. She could make a man cum at 20. She had, it was a pay-per-view special, and 30 million people paid to see it Dirk normally had enormous staying power, maintaining an almost supernatural control over Alexander. No matter how tight, how wet the pussy, it never phased him. He learned from some Tantric monks how to make the pleasure last, how to master the orgasm and not let it master you. Consequently, Dirk may not always cum when he's supposed to, but he always came on time. If Dirk was the immovable object, Selene was the unstoppable force that was supposed to meet him on the set in 5 minutes. Selene's mother was something of a hippy/druid priestess, who taught Selene one, crucial little piece of the puzzle, one key to success in the man's world in which she lived; she taught her pussy control. Selene could manipulate her vaginal walls like most people manipulate their fingers. It was eerie, it was strange, it bordered on perverse, but it was true. Selene always won, no one could last in her.
Dirk had planned for this eventuality however. He had some Viagra that had been specially preyed over and blessed by both the Dalai Lama and the Pope. He had meditated for the last 24 hours on the most unattractive people and places he could possibly think of, like Rosie O’Donnell and Starr Jones mud wrestling in two piece bikinis. He had thought that he had prepared for every eventuality, but Alexander was still stubbornly refusing to cooperate. He only had one option left.
"Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?"
His penis twitched a little as if to say, "I’m listening."
Dirk went to his bag and fished out a box of Devil Dogs. He always had to watch his weight and what he ate, as he was an internationally famous adult film star, but sometimes, he allowed himself one vice; Devil Dogs. He could not resist them, and they, for some odd reason, never failed to make him horny. Dirk figured that could go to therapy and find out why he associated devil dogs and sex, but in the end he was absolutely certain that he did not want to know, and figured he was better off not knowing anyway. Three devil dogs later, Dirk was ready to rock.
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Selene, on the other hand, was the picture of tranquility. She had to be, it was her big secret. Selene was very in tune with her vagina, and any stress she experienced showed, or rather, was felt in her uterine walls. She knew that whatever she felt would be felt by her partner, and therefore she had to keep her pussy free from stress. It was, after all, insured for over $2 million by Sotheby’s. She had fucked them all in her 28 years… big dicks, little dicks, fat ones sort ones thin ones long ones, you name it, and it’s been in her. She was not a slut, by any stretch of the imagination; it’s just that she happened to be very, very good at sex. Some people are good at math so they become scientists. Some people are fast runners, so they go into sports. Selene was always extremely proficient at sex so, she reasoned, why not do for a living what she was best at. Selene was a firm believer in making the most of ones talents, and that she did with great enthusiasm. Although her vagina was her greatest attribute, it wasn’t what got her the most attention. Selene’s physical attributes were legendary. Her measurements were 42 26 42, but that doesn’t encompass the majesty that is her body. She actually has to cover up in public because even when wear a sweat suit her body causes traffic accidents. She almost literally radiates sexuality the way Plutonium radiates Alpha rays. There actually isn’t anything about her that isn’t sexy, her long, flowing red hair, her intense blue eyes, and then there are her breasts and ass. They say that beauty is subjective, but Selene’s beauty is an objective fact; her breasts have been determined mathematically perfect. They are perfectly symmetrical and even her nipples are exactly the same on both sides. All of this combines to make Selene the irresistible force in the adult film industry. As she strode towards the set, Selene was knew that she was about to meet her greatest challenge to date. She was very aware of Alexander, and had seen the havoc he had caused with other female porn stars. Alexander had this nasty habit of causing women to cum so hard, and so fast, that they became physically unable to perform anymore for at least a day. He was the only man to cause his female co-stars to wear out before he did. They actually had to pace themselves, because with dirk and Alexander, it was always one-and done. It was very much like being double-teamed; beyond the wonderful penis that Dirk possessed, he was also a masterful and skilled lover. Selene’s mind was awash with possibilities; her competitiveness would not let her lodes, but her pussy ached at the possibility of losing and experiencing one of Alexander’s orgasms.
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The stage for this grand contest was certainly up to the task of hosting these two celestial bodies. The mattress alone was worth $5000. The bed was covered in the finest materials money could buy, and was at the exact fluffiness to satisfy both stars; or at least, so the director thought.
"Chuck, I can’t work with this!" Dirk sighed. The Director was Chuck Halbadian, master auteur of the porn world. He was a small, nervous man who did not tolerate setbacks well, especially not on this, his magnum opus, what he considered to be the most important work he had ever done.
"Dirk, you will get on that bed and you will like it! I will not have my art be ruined by the likes of you. I have put too much time and effort into getting the angles right for this, too much effort to let it be screwed up by the likes of you. What’s the matter, are you choking? Are you going to choke a few minutes before the biggest fuck of your life? Are you? Cuz if you are, you get the fuck out of my sight and I’ll get one of the cameramen to fuck her. You! Get over here, get it up, and get it in her! Alexander has shamed himself and us by this performance, OR LACK THEREOF!"
All the while Chuck was berating him, Dirk stood by silently and took it. But when Chuck besmirched Alexander, Dirk’s entire demeanor changed. Hi stood hanging his head, his face draped in shadow.
"You can say anything you want about me. You can insult my mother, grandfather, sisters and aunts. But no one, and I mean no one speaks ill of Alexander and gets away with it. You have awoken a sleeping giant, now behold the majesty of ALEXANDER THE GREAT!"
With that., Dirk threw off his robe, and all present did indeed behold the awe-inspiring power of a fully erect and operational Alexander. So began to applaud, some wiped away a few tears of joy. Everyone, cast and crew, knew that they were in the presence of something special, like Michael Jordan in his prime, except even more of a Dick than that. Dirk slowly stroked his aesthetically perfect cock, waiting for his next victim. Chucks taunting had gotten him into character, and Dirk had his game face on. "What’s the big deal", he thought, "it’s just another pussy, right?"
As he had that thought, Selene entered the room, and Dirk immediately regretted having the slightest bit of cockiness. This woman was more than beautiful she was a goddess, a perfect creature of pure sexuality. Alexander strained and grew even larger at the sight of her. Dirk was glad that he was responding positively, but was nervous; he didn’t want to be the first to come, but just looking at her lips caused a few drops of pre-cum to ascend his shaft. Selene, for her part, exuded serenity. She walked the walk of someone who knew exactly what she brought to the table, and exactly how to use it. She slithered next to Dirk on the bed, and looked at her costar like an oasis in the desert; a bit of saliva escaped the side of her mouth.
"You know, you watch tapes over and over, and you think you know what you’re getting into, but seeing it in person is so much more impressive than I thought!" Selene wasn’t just blowing sunshine up his skirt; her pussy was already dripping down the inside of her thighs at the sight of Alexander. The emptiness of her vagina never felt as pronounced as it did now, and she desperately wanted it filled as soon as possible, filled by the monster that Dirk was holding the same way a dog handler would hold back a vicious pit bull.
"Ok now you both know the set-up; there are 8 cameras set-up and you know where they are. I generally want this in one take, and as you two are professionals, I trust you to begin and end with as little influence from me as possible. Do you both understand what I am telling you?" At this point Dirk and Selene were so eager to get at each other all they could offer where small nods of ascension. Chuck knew that this would happen; in fact he was counting on it. He knew that there would be nerves in an event of this magnitude, but he was hoping that once the main participants, lust would overwhelm their nerves, and he would get the movie he had come here to make. "OK…let’s do this old school… Lights! Cameras! Aaaaand, ACTION!"
Dirk and Selene leapt at each other like race horses leaving the gate. They pawed at each other, kissed and fondled like long lost lovers who found each other once again. Dirk for his part was like a kid in a candy store, he did not know where to begin. He kissed her full lips and snaked his tongue around hers. He played with her pull, brown nipples with one hand and kneaded her large, soft ass with the other. She was a feats for the senses, and he planned to eat his fill. Selene let herself be taken, it was a glorious feeling, Dirk was everything she had heard. Strong but with a tender touch, forceful but not overbearing. She was truly in the hands of a master, and she let her guard down and followed his lead. Her hands shook as they approached Alexander for the first time; it truly was the most magnificent cock she had ever seen and touched. She stroked him softly, learning his shape by touch alone,. Running her fingertips along his veins as if tracing a route on a treasure map. His balls were large and ponderous, she could not keep both on one hand. She sighed and moaned as he explored her body, his every touch a new lesson in what pleasure truly felt like.
After 10 minutes of this, her pride overtook her, and she decided to take the lead. She pushed him down and gave him a look that would have finished off a lesser man. In fact, one of the grips just happened to be in her line of sight, and he caught her eye. He immediately ejaculated inside of his pants and fell down, exhausted.
"I see your reputation is not unfounded", Dirk breathed, "I will not fall as easily as he did though." Selene licked her lips and eyed Alexander hungrily, "I hope not Dirk, you better not." With that she took all of Alex down her throat on one swallow. The crew ooh’ed and aah’ed, some even braking out into spontaneous applause. Dirk, for a second, swore he heard angels singing, then came back to Earth and the absolute greatest blow job he had ever had. Selene’s huge lips massaged his cock in ways he hadn’t known were possible. She twisted her hands around his shaft as she worked her head up and down. Her tongue traced its way up and down his veins the same way her fingers had a few minutes earlier. She then stopped with just the head in her mouth, and massaged the sensitive spot right beneath the head in circular motions with his tongue. For Dirk, everything turned purple for a split second. The waves of pleasure he was receiving were warping his mind and giving him hallucinations. He would soon lose all control if he didn’t think of something fast. Selene knew she was winning, and increased the pace of her hands, jerking him off into her mouth at a frenetic pace. Dirk managed to steady himself and take control of Alexander. "No way bitch", he thought, "two can play this game."
Having done his research, Dirk knew that Selene had exceptionally sensitive nipples. It was said that she could sense room temperatures changes of only a few degrees, but just with her nipples. He reached down and cupped her wonderfully full and pleasantly firm breasts. Losing concentration for a moment, he nearly lost his load in her mouth. But he quickly regained his composure and played with her nipples lightly but firmly. He knew that this would break her concentration; it had to, or else he’d be the one broken in a few minutes. He pinched, twisted, flicked, and rubbed them in rhythm with her hand running up and down his shaft. After just a few seconds her rhythm started to be thrown off, and then she slowed down dramatically.
Selene pulled his cock from her mouth and rested her head on Dirk’s stomach, breathing heavily. "Oh you bastard… you don’t play nice." Her body writhed and squirmed over Dirk as she began to straddle him. "Suck them, suck them you fuck. Don’t start something you can’t finish." Dirk, never being one to disobey a direct order, pushed her nipples together and unleashed his secret weapon. He had had his tongue pierced a few months ago for just such a special occasion. He whipped his tongue lightly across her over-sensitive rosebuds, eliciting gasps of pleasure from her, and from some of the other women in the room. A clash between two titans of the porn world was having an unusual effect ion the hardened professionals who were responsible for making this movie happen. To say they were jaded to the recorded sexual acts of porn stars was an understatement; but this, this was something special, and it awoke feelings long-buried beneath hours of contrived cumshots and the agonized yelps of pleasure/pain from innumerable anal scenes. This produced actual arousal; erect penises and nipples.
Selene purred at the pleasant surprise; she loved the sensation of steel on her body, but it was one she usually only received from women. She grabbed Dirk’s hair and pulled him roughly into her tits, threatening to smother him in her soft flesh. Dirk, for his part, wasn’t resisting. He did, however, begin to spank her with his "third leg". He had such control over Alexander, that he was whipping into Selene’s ass from behind while he kneaded and stroked her breasts with his hand. "I see you’re giving me a hint", she said seductively. Actually, Selene did everything seductively; she ordered Taco Bell seductively, she washed her clothes seductively, she even did her taxes seductively. It was just her style. She reached behind her and stroked Dirks think meaty hard-on… well, seductively. "I know what you want", she said", you want to be in me don’t you, to see what all the fuss is about?" Dirk could do little more as he slowly succumbed to the weight of Selene’s magnificent breasts all around him. Maybe it was the lack of oxygen getting to his brain, but he started to imagine that they stretched on for miles and miles and that he would never escape the magnetic pull of her tits. Slowly he started to panic. Like the siren’s song, the lure of her breasts pulled him deeper into a trance he could not escape from. He wanted nothing more than to suck on those beautiful tits for as long as he could. His tongue darted faster and faster from nipple to nipple. Sometimes he would pull as much tit into his mouth as he could just so he could savor the sensation of all that soft warm flesh in his mouth. At this point he had definitely lost sight of his goals for this battle of wills. He just wanted to stay where he was forever, until he was suddenly snapped back to reality. He felt something hot, unbearably hot and wet envelop his cock. He quickly realized what was happening and braced himself. He channeled his entire urge to blast rockets of semen deep inside of her into his chakras, and exhaled all of that energy in a deep long moan that reverberated through the room. Selene gasped and held her breath. She felt full… not just fullness in hr vagina, but spiritually fully, mentally and emotionally full. She felt full like she had just had a gratifying Thanksgiving dinner. She panicked as she realized she was only halfway down his length. She questioned herself and her pussy, her tight, hot pussy that had made her a millionaire; he questioned whether she could take this man inside of her without becoming his slave. Could she ever do without him filling her? What would she do about the emptiness she would feel when he pulled out of her?
"Fuck it" she thought, and slammed her hips down onto Dirk. They both screamed with pleasure, as their combined forces joined together perfectly for the first time. A referee came in to make sure that neither of them cam; after a quick inspection he was satisfied that neither opponent had lost their load. Selene was a notorious squirter, and everyone would know if she came. Still, they stayed in that position for a good 3 minutes, each literally feeling out the other and trying to deal with the monumental sensations that they both were feeling. Eventually, Dirk recovered first and slowly withdrew his monster from its cave. Selene winced at the sudden emptiness in her womb. He pulled out halfway and then slowly slid back in. They both exhaled as if they had just returned home after a long days work. After a few repetitions Selene snapped out of her reverie and got serious. She started to ride him for all she was worth, as if her life depended on it. She contracted her pussy on the way up and relaxed on the way down in an effort to coax the cum from his balls. And it was working. Dirk saw colors, rainbows, hallucinated, all of these things from the magical fucking he was receiving. He was out of his element, and he didn’t like how much he liked it. He was being ridden like a cheap horse by a sex goddess and he liked it. He liked the feeling of being used, of just sitting back and enjoying what was being done to him for once. He didn’t have the chance to experience the works of another master such as himself very often, so he decided that for once, he didn’t have to be in control. He had control of his cock, and he wasn’t going to blast off just yet.
Selene was worried by the smug look on Dirk’s face. She was doing her best to make him cum, and he was just laying there like he was riding a bus. She was not used to this, and she certainly did not like it. She threw her head back and arched her back, looking to all the world a madwoman as she fought off her climax as long as she could. By now some of the men in the room were openly masturbating, and the women were rubbing their legs together uncomfortably. Mere mortals were not meant to have to witness this level of eroticism and do nothing about it. She bared down on him, digging her nails into his shoulders and commanding his attention with the fierce fire in her crystal-clue eyes. "You listen to me you son-of-a-bitch, you are not gonna win you here me? I don’t care how big and awe-inspiring your dick is, I’m better than you!" Dirk realized that Selene had just gotten serious, and maybe it was time for him to get serious too. With a surprising swiftness he got up, flipped her over, and had her legs in two different time zones before she could blink. All, it should be noted, without pulling out. "You wanna get serious baby doll, lets get serious!" Dirk said with a evil grin. He had something in store for her that only the Master Monks in the Himalayan Monastery where he trained at knew. His eyes glazed over and he began what can only be described as literally screwing her. He was a blur as he moved Alexander in and out of her, never at the same angle twice. To Selene it felt like he was hitting every inch of her vagina simultaneously, but with special attention paid to her G-spot. The only way it can somewhat accurately be described is like being like being gangbanged by one person. Now it was Selene’s turn to martial her willpower to keep from cumming. It was ridiculously hard, since Dirk had done a masterful job of priming her before he used his most powerful technique on her. The drops of his sweat that fell onto her chest felt like hot candle wax as he pulled her close. He was going to finish this the old fashioned way; no tricks, no gimmicks, just good old fashioned fucking. He buried his head in her hair as he buried his cock in her deep wet pussy. The sounds of his invasion filled the room as he fucked her with wild abandon. Her nails found blood as they dug deep into his back. She had spent too much energy fucking him, now she had nothing left with which to resist this onslaught. The cause lost, she decided to lay back and let this Masterful man have his way with her. Mentally she steadied herself for the violent, nuclear bomb of a orgasm that was building deep inside her. She felt it rolling in like the rumble of distant thunder. She hoped she wouldn’t pass out.
Unbeknownst to her, Dirk was similarly at the end of his rope. The secret techniques he had used seemed to have failed him, and the exertion drained his own willpower. He felt the fire in his loins building like an awakening volcano, and many other metaphors that pretty much mean he was about to bust a nut. He felt that familiar twitching Alexander did when he was about to let lose, and he didn’t care. There was no shame losing to a vagina this fine. Their moans shook the room as Dirk pulled his mammoth tool out of Selene and proceeded to coat with his salty spray. What Dirk wasn’t expecting was to be similarly coated himself with Selene’s spray. It was a dual money shot, the holy grail of Pornos. They came for a record 30 seconds straight, each pumping their juices onto the other n a fountain of mutual satisfaction. When their respective bodies had emptied themselves, Dirk collapsed on top of Selene, and they held each other like long lost loves. "Hey guys, was that ok" Dirk eventually weakly mumbled. "Guys?" The crew could not hear them, as they were all currently occupied in their own Greek orgy. It was about 20 guys and 5 women all locked in various stages of sex. Selene hoped that they had gotten so carried away with each other that they had missed the payoff for this session. She absolutely could not wait for Round Two.